Muchos Apologies to Gilagolfers, have been critically lazy and watching too much football lately. But active on the golf course, got Bukit Jawi, Kulim, Glenmarie Garden and Glenmarie Valley coming up!
Stay Tuned!

Concluding the Golfer Species Series, here’s a poll for you to see what sort of species we usually have in our flights, feel free to vote multiple times!

What kind of golfers are your regular flightmates?customer surveys

The final installment of Gilagolf’s The Species of Golfers series.
11. The Joker
The Joker is everyone’s favourite species of golfer. Except when you are betting. Here’s a guy that understands one of the core fundamentals of gilagolf theory: No matter how many times we practice, we will still suck. It’s a fact. Unless you are a [...]

The second last installment of the Species of Golfers series.
9. The Cheat
The Cheat represents the lowest of the lowest scum of the darkside golf hierarchy. Unlike the doctors, who are masters of adjusting their scores; or the buayas who tries to adjust their scores, or even the cock-talker who destroys hackers with his incessant babbling: [...]

I’ve migrated from AGN to SSGLinks, after finding out that I only used my AGN card about the same amount of times I go for colonscopy. To be frank, I also bought the Top Premier Voucher book, which is a very cool way to play in all sort of golf courses around Malaysia. I haven’t [...]

The continuation of the Species of Golfers series.
7. The Driver
Of all species of golfers, this is perhaps the most over-rated. The Driver is someone who spends 99.99% of his practice time slamming golf balls into oblivion. He can really, really DRIVE. But due to the retarded short game and ineffectual putting stroke, he continues to [...]

Yes, I know the GPE crapped out again.
But we got the following right:
1) Westwood sucks.I rest my case. This guy will never be able to get the Masters. I’d put my money on fancy pants Poulter to be the Brit to win the masters.
2) Tiger got distracted by a pornstar. Like seriously, if not do [...]

Well, here we are again, at a time when the Gilagolf Prediction Engine is going full scale into trying to get our first prediction correct. Our last GPE effort was taking Tiger Woods over a little Korean pygmy called YE Yang. Unbelievably, we jinxed Tiger and he winded up losing the PGA Championship and 50 [...]

6. The Slut
This species is becoming more and more common in the golfing ecosystem, thanks to Tiger Woods changing the face of golf by winning 14 majors and sleeping with 14 women. A golfer turned from clowns wearing plaid pants and dressed like a bunch of yahoos like Jesper Parnevik to cool, methodical, ultra competitive, [...]

Continuing from our exposition of the species of golfers…
4. The Teacher
The Teacher is usually a reasonably good golfer but might not appeal to everyone, depending on how you view it, how you like being taught and the time that he chooses to do his teaching. One of the golden rules of golf should always be,“Never [...]