Monthly Archives: April 2011

Gilanalysis 14: Bukit Kemuning

Handicap:20 Gross: 87 Net: 67 Verdict: Second sub 90 round of the year! What Happened I was actually feeling better about my swing since practicing a bit after the embarrassment at Templers. And Bukit Kemuning, famous for its runway, huge … Continue reading

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What is WRONG with Golf Focus?

Ok, I was randomly watching this golf program on Star Sports today called “Golf Focus”. Basically, it’s like Football Focus where three dudes sit in the studio and talk about the sport. Football focus is enough to put me to … Continue reading

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Hacker Kevin Na – Duodecuple Bogey

Just when you think a PGA trainwreck can’t be as bad as Rory’s, you are wrong. Kevin Na, a Top 50 player in the world, shoots a 16 on a par 4 for the currently running Valero Texas Open. Read … Continue reading

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All hail our Hacker Patron Saint: Rory McIlroy

Before this Masters, I was never a huge fan of Rory. Maybe because he’s Europe’s answer to our all time favourite chinaman pai-kia Anthony Kim. Maybe because he’s young, darn rich, and can pound the ball miles and miles. Maybe … Continue reading

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Charl Schulz wins the Augusta Masters 2011

This Masters had it all. 1) We had a Lucy and Linus’s brother, Bo Van Pelt playing with two eagles yet cannot win. Their creator, Charl Schulz instead took the honors. 2) We had Rory imploding with +7 in the … Continue reading

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Gilanalysis 13: Bangi 1 and 2

Handicap:20 Gross: 94 Net: 74 Verdict: It really was better than it looks… What Happened After the nightmare at Templer, it’s always a great welcome to play at Bangi 1 + 2 (Kajang and Putrajaya). It’s like coming home, because … Continue reading

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Augusta 2011 Gilagolf Prediction Engine (GPE)

Well, after a prolonged break, the now famous, and absolutely undependable Gilagolf Prediction Engine (GPE) for Masters is kicking in again. We are so far Sergio-Garcia-Majors-Win in our prediction, i.e BIG FAT ZERO. I think this year, we’re going to … Continue reading

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Why Is Martin Kaymer No. 1?

As Augusta weekend begins, one of the most asked question in the golf community is: Why does Martin Kaymer sucks so much? Seriously, we don’t really like to bash up folks when they are already down on the ground, and … Continue reading

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Gilanalysis 12: Templer Park

Handicap:20 Gross: 100 Net: 80 Verdict: As the Paula Abdul song goes: 2 steps forward and 2 steps back What Happened I really feel like saying, with all my heart, with every ounce of pain and anguish that my good … Continue reading

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Who’s Better: Natalie Portman vs Zooey Deschanel

In one of these bleary eyed Fridays, we were having a round table discussion over lunch on a subject of the utmost importance: If you were to have a free round of 18 holes (not more, please) with a famous … Continue reading

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